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SO THIS IS THE STORY OF MR. NOSE AND HIS CAT ALLERGY.

MR. NOSE WAS STANDING OUTSIDE HIS HOUSE WHEN HE ACCIDENTLY LEFT HIS DOOR OPEN AND A CAT CAME IN.

MR. NOSE REALLY LIKED THE CAT

HE NAMED HIM PUDDYTAT.

BUT HE WAS WORRIED ABOUT HIS ALLERGY TO CAT AND HIS ASTHMA!!!

HE LIKED TO PLAY TAG WITH PUDDYTAT

AND RUN AROUND THE ROOM WITH HER.

BUT SOON HE NOTICED THAT HE COULD NOT RUN.

HE GOT VERY SHORT OF BREATH WHEN HE RAN WITH PUDDYTAT!!

HIS EYES BEGAN TO ITCH AND HE WAS SNEEZING!!!

HIS NOSE WAS ALL CLOGGED AND RUNNY

BUT THE WORST,
HE WAS WHEEZING!!!

HE BEGAN TO USE HIS INHALED STEROID PREVENTER PUFFERS AGAIN!!!

BUT STILL HE NEEDED MORE AND MORE OF HIS QUICK RELIEF PUFFERS!!

HE SWITCHED TO THE COMBINED PUFFERS BUT HE STILL NEEDED HIS QUICK RELIEF PUFFERS!!

HE EVEN TRIED TO WEAR HIS SPACE HELMET

AND SET UP A HEPA FILTER

BUT THEY WERE NO HELP.

SO HE HAD TO GIVE PUDDYTAT TO ANOTHER FAMILY WHO WERE KIND AND DID NOT HAVE ALLERGIES.

POOR MR. NOSE, HE WAS VERY SAD THAT HE HAD TO GIVE AWAY PUDDYTAT.

SO HE DECIDED TO GET A PET IGUANA,

A GREAT NORTHERN IGUANA THAT HE CALLED IGGY.

IGGY WASN'T VERY CUDDLY.

BUT HE DID KEEP AWAY BUGS.

NO FLIES ON MR. NOSE.

BUT WAIT!!

DOES IGGY THINK THAT MR. NOSE IS A BIG, UGLY BUG!!

OH NO!!.

IGGY HAS SWALLOWED MR. NOSE!!

IS THIS THE END OF MR. NOSE??

WHAT IS THAT RACKET?

MR. NOSE IS TRYING TO FIGHT HIS WAY OUT OF IGGY'S BELLY!!

COME ON MR. NOSE, YOU CAN DO IT.

HE DID IT!!!

HE IS BACK!!

MR. NOSE, YOU ARE ONE TOUGH SHNOZZ!!

AFTER THAT UNFORTUNATE INCIDENT, MR. NOSE AND IGGY LEARNED TO LIVE TOGETHER.

AND THEY WERE FRIENDS.

Nosehair Inc. is proud to present Mr. Nose in this feature production, "Mr. Nose and his allergy to cat". Mr Nose began his career in show business 50 years ago in the peanut gallery of the CBC's ersatz version of the Howdy Doody show where he performed his acclaimed "Hi Crabby" routine. After that, he tried out for the part of the door knocker on the Happy Gang on CBC Radio but was turned down for the part because Bert Pearl felt that he was not happy enough. At that time Mr. Nose left show bizz and apparently fell into a life on the streets and cheap booze. However after the triumphant release of "Mr. Nose in Space" two years ago, Mr. Nose began to take his acting career more seriously. He and Iggy have now left Canada for LA where they are looking for an agent and shopping around a demo of "Mr. Nose and his allergy to cats". Mr. Nose is temporarily working at the Best Way Hand Car Wash on W. Sunset Blvd while he waits for his big break. Iggy has bulked up on nutritional supplements and is working security at the club Lingerie on Sunset Blvd.